This afternoon, I made some hot tea in a mug that I had brought from home. The outside of the mug says, "Before you act ... Talk to God first!" My colleague "Ada" noticed it and commented.
Ada: [reading aloud] "Before you act, talk to God first."
Phil: "That's what it says."
Ada: [chuckling] "What if you don't believe in God?"
Phil: "Well then, I guess you'd need a different coffee mug."